Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Republican Bimbos




I have a theory about these obviously deluded broads. They're tolerated by the people who should most certainly despise them: opinionated and self-reliant women who (though they preach a gospel I have no reason to want to hear) speak their minds.

Take a close look at these pictures. What's the common point to all of them.

Sex.

It's a pity these chicks don't realize that the only reason they're at all known is that guys can jerk off without changing channels from Fox News. The sum total of their existence can be measured in wet Kleenexes hitting the carpeting.

You'd think they'd be insulted by that degradation of being wholly objectified, but check out the photos. They clearly aren't. I mean the alternative is that they are cynically manipulating men to make money by using their bodies. And goodness knows we could never accuse the wholesome Ann "Clinton molests the help" Coulter of shaking her moneymaker at the boys, could we?

They have my pity. Nothing more. Nothing less.